Total Medals Earned: 876 (From 143 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,660 Points
Medals Earned: 6/11 (275/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 4/7 (185/270 points)
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Reach a score of 1 million
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Medals Earned: 8/15 (85/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 3/13 (25/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (60/350 points)
A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.
YUM
Get to know your new BFF.
Chill out in the funky room!
Leave the tower
You naughty punk!
Find the treasure.
End it like a real man.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (100/250 points)
String a 50 hit juggle on an enemy.
Beat the game.
Uses K-9 mode 3 times in main game.
Get 1500 in main game.
15000 points on survival.
Medals Earned: 6/15 (115/400 points)
Watch the Intro
Clear the first 5 waves
Clear Wave 15
Kill 100 Regulars
Clear Wave 11
Clear Wave 8
Watch the Ending
Check out the Credits page!
Clear Wave 16
Kill 50 Agiles
Kill 25 Brutes
Clear Wave 14
Clear Wave 18
Clear Wave 20
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)